"7 Mary 4, send backup with a pint of Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey!"
   -PatrickD

"Central, this is Ponch. Can someone come out and clean this bird dropping off my seat?"
   -PatrickD

"Hmmm...now that I have my motor in my apartment, I wonder how I'll get it back outside."
   -PatrickD

"Attention K-mart shoppers..."
   -PatrickD

NO Harlan! That didn't fix it. Send the trailer. If I ride this anymore I won't be able to date.
   -BruceM

"Yo, Jon! Would you pleez come and move your bike, I can't get in the kitchen!"
   -Paunch

Yes, I'm alone now . . . so, what are you wearing?
   -Blix

LA, 7 Mary 4. Just to advise, its dark out, but I'll still wear my sunglasses.
   -Chris Wood

No Sarge, I did NOT ask that driver if she has a license for that taco!
   -Karen M.

No, Mom, I promise I didn't bring the bike inside again (sheeeesh! How does she always know???)
   -maggy maslow

"Am I on the air? Okay, Heloise, how do I get motor oil stains out of my shag carpet?"
   -brucefan

I thought those 'Loaded Weapon' people were gonna take care of getting my bike off the second floor!?!
   --MikeM

"You must remember this, a kiss is just a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh..."
   -TigerNinja

"Hey! Quit callin' me Mary!"
   -Kristian

I love you John, how do you like my pants?
   -Nick

OK, Sir, that's one Whopper, hold the mayo. You want fries with that?
   -Wren

"I promise you baby that my motorcycle is completely safe...it hasn't tipped over yet!"
   -CHP

Did you pick up my burritos?
   -batman

Do you know the way to San Jose? WHOA, WHOA,WHOA!
   -MelissaK

{cough, cough) "Man, I swallowed another freakin' gnat!!"
   -Missy

Where is the gas tank on this thing?
   -Dirk

I really have to get my phone reconnected.
   -Wren

"The Ebay ad said it was a replica. They didn't say it was full size."
   -Kim D

"LA-15, 7 Mary 4, can I get some tighter pants out here. I have some VO equipment with a suspect headed east on the PCH."
   -Sarge1

7 Mary 4, send backup, grossie just found his favorite restraunt
   -Eric

okay who put crazy glue on my mike
   -m

Jonnnnn! You're such a pill, get your little but back here at fix my flat tire.
   -CHiPs_chick

Could we have a stock check please on an acting career?
   -nw

I'm having a sneaky cigarette
   -Charlie