"Look! I can do puppet shows with my gloves!"
   -PatrickD

"Okay, time for the annual CHP rectal exams."
   -PatrickD

"I have to wear these gloves when I color my hair and give myself a perm."
   -PatrickD

"Dr. Arliss, report to the O.R., stat!"
   -Cartman

"Yes Bonnie, I am also a state certified beautician"
   -Billy

Nurse, that's not exactly what I mean when I say "suction".
   -Tim L.

"These are my make believe puppet friends..Harley and Davidson"
   -mycall

CHP Puppet Theatre proudly presents.... Ponch and Judy!
   -Wren

I left no prints! Why did you suspect me?
   -BruceM

"Your still my friend, right?"
   -Dr.Zauis

Don't touch me, I'm sterile!
   -JG

Harlan simply could not tell his left hand from his right. Sad, really.
   -TigerNinja

"LambChop, now that you've finally left Shari Lewis for good, I promise I'll make you the happiest sock puppet the world has ever seen!"
   -brucefan

Yes Grossie, I am qualified. Now, bend over the table
   -MikeD

You are getting verrrry sleepy.....
   -larybear

"If you really must know Grossie, but please don't tell the girls, I keep Vasoline in this sock."
   -CHP

"You talkin' to ME?" "HEY!You talkin' to ME?!"
   -Larrybea

Sock it to me,baby!
   -Larrybear

i like to play with socks
   -emily

Who would have thunk it? Kerosene and a lit match. Man, I love this job!
   -dave742

"I sure wish I would have had these babies yesterday when I was working on the K-9 units"
   -darla

Alright everyone, bend over and spread those cheeks. Time for a lube job!
   -ponchsangel

Remeber, you're fine as long as you only feel one hand on your shoulders
   -Fezboy!

Richard Simmons "Sweat Socks to the Oldies"
   -Jenny-O

I wouldn't want to get my garage dirty!
   -Neil

This is what a condom feels like?
   -chazzer

You're right. Next time I'll order the rubber gloves and not the rubber mittens.
   -chazzer

"I got my hand cut off.... sweeeeet."
   -Queenie Z