"Well pardner, this town ain't big enough for the both of us."
   -PatrickD

"Bruce, keep holding your head down or it will float away like a helium balloon."
   -PatrickD

A cut scene from one of the early, black and white episodes with Officer John Wayne.
   -PatrickD

I dunno Ponch... That informant said that Joe Eriff worked in this part of town, but I don't see his office anywhere.
   -Tim L.

Bruce, I don't think we're in LA anymore!
   -Cartman

"Sorry, Ponch, but Simon didn't say 'stop patting your head'."
   -brucefan

"Scene from Twilight Zone episode where Ponch rescues Billy the Kid from a hanging
   -Spud

Two officers, one bike. Should be a cozy ride back to Central!
   -Wren

I still haven't seen a gas station. How far out of LA are we?
   -BruceM

"Maybe Linahan was right. maybe we should have swallowed our pride and asked for directions........"
   -brucefan

"Why does that sign say 'Welcome to Missouri'?"
   -brucefan

I know Randy said go on a publicity tour to promote the new partner,but THIS is RIDICULOUS!
   -larybear

"Hey,Ponch?Are you sure this is the new station?"
   -larrybear

Ponch thought to himself,"If I can ditch this guy out here,I can have both blondes for myself!
   -Larrybear

Eeeeccchhh -- hel-met -- eeargh -- too -- aaaaach -- tight -- *gasp*
   -winginit

Oh yeah? Well your horse is pretty funny-looking too!
   -Frank

Jon, you have to take your helmet off before you can scratch your head.
   -JasonLava

7 Mary 3 and 4, shots fired at OK Corrall. Please respond, Code 3. "Well, partner. I guess that's us."
   -dave742

It's pretty slick how they disguised that massage parlor like the sherrif's office!
   -Reed

Alright, who put superglue in the helmets!!
   -Brandon G

Wowsers! Looks like Doc Brown wasn't kidding when he said not to take the bikes over 88 mph...
   -Doc Evil

"MY BIKE! SOMEBODY STOP MY BIKE!" -Ponch:"WOW, your bike's fast!"
   -Slim

"Ya know, I just figured it out Ponch..." "What's that Bruce?" "Well I had no idea this guy Eriff was a manager for a strip club. Both of us just got applied under our own noses."
   -Sarge1

"What a wipe-out! Sarge isn't going to like this..."
   -Neil

Mr. Bike loves Ponch, don't ya bikey? Yes, you're nuzzling Ponch's leg, aren't you? I think this bike likes me better than it likes you...
   -chazzer

" My head has an OUCHY, Ponch I want my BIG BROTHER ! "
   -7mary69

Are you SURE we're in the Old West? Because it sure feels like The Twilight Zone to me.
   -Bill Mumy

I told you to turn left at Sacramento!
   -Celeste

"Do you smell brimstone?"
   -Celeste