THERE'S A SALE ON BEANIE BABIES!!!!
   -F. P. Muckley

Did somebody say McDonalds?
   -Tim L.

Whew! Who's been eating beans?
   -Sindy

This year's station picnic served an all you can eat buffet of Indian food.
   -brucefan

Attention: Dunkin Donuts is having a 2 for 1 special, today only!
   -Blix

Did somebody say there were jobs for washed up actors?!
   -Bill

Ponch's generosity in treating the watch to lunch from the Tico Taco palace has an unexpected effect.
   -Wren

Captain's interrogating the co-ed volleyball team from the nudist colony.
   -BruceM

Quick! Everyone inside. Barney's coming!
   -MikeM

"You're 'It'!"
   -brucefan

It was the usual "Get outside, stand straight as a board, hands to your side and listen to the sarge" talking-to for the officers at CHP central. Suddenly, the phone rang inside...
   -TigerNinja

RUN, The real cops are coming!
   -VF

After the Sarge finished briefing the troops outside,he quickly shouted,"Last one inside is hosting the 5K Star Race!"
   -larybear

Hurry! Wheel of Fortune starts in two minutes!
   -brucefan

Run for cover! Ponch is flying solo again!
   -larrybear

Time for Teletubbies!
   -MelissaK

Quick! James Cameron is having a casting call for a new cop movie he's directing!
   -CaG

Green light......RED LIGHT!! Alright, Sarge, you're out!
   -dave742

Dear God! The Donut Hole is having a two for one donut sale!!
   -Brandon G

Ponch strolls out of the CHP headquarters late as usual. He chews reflectively on a donut as he reads the notebook that he found on the floor. He looks up at everyone standing in a line and announces that he found Arthur Grossman's list of the secrets each CHP officer is hiding. "Hey, everyone, it's Grossie's Blackmail list"
   -Eris

Dispatch just called out over the radio, "There's one more donut in the breakroom!"
   -Kim D

Okay, first ones in the building get to be in the next reunion movie!
   -PatrickD

The electric slide . . .
   -Fezboy!

GODZILLA!!! GODZILLA!!
   -=D

LA Heat is on in 2 minutes! Hurry, or we'll miss seeing the LAPD doing something stupid again!
   -CycleCop88

"Bad boys, bad boys... whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when we run FROM you?
   -CHiPs_chick

A-Watch! Hurry up or we're going to miss Stories of the Real Highway Patrol!
   -Sarge1