Wow, Chris, your mom is HOT!
   -Tim L.

"It's called a 'compact disc'. It'll never catch on."
   -PatrickD

Hey John, check it out! Grossie's obituary!
   -F. P. Muckley

"Neat postcard, but, who's Tom Reilly?"
   -brucefan

Now we got to make sure Bobby NEVER finds out about the ceiling camera
   -BruceM

Chuckle: "That's Harlan pinned under the bike!"
   -francis

"I told you my nosehair trimmer could cut unbelievably close."
   -brucefan

That's right, keep smiling. You fix that ticket or I show this picture of you and Betty Getraer to the sergeant.
   -Wren

"Guess which Spice Girl I think is hottest...."
   -brucefan

"I love the Cadillac Foxes. I can't believe the car wash had a whole binful of their CD and for only $1.99!"
   -brucefan

I know, I know,....but I was young and I needed the money!......Hey, check out those biceps, would ya??
   -L. K. Smith

This photo conclusively explains why one pebble hitting a windshield causes a 24 car pileup
   -Lee H

This CD of Hanson is really great!
   -MelissaK

Ya know Ponch, I see a zit.. right there oh.. it's a spot on your mirror
   -Sandy Baker

Yup... that's a shot of my colon! Bet it's bigger than Elvis's!
   -Pobble

"Alright! I always wanted the latest Spice Girls CD!"
   -Cheryl B.

"I just love to look at pictures of myself! Look at that hair and those teeth!"
   -Cheryl B.

Gee thanks! Now that brings me up to 1001 AOL disks. A new world's record!
   -JasonLava

Now! Is that not the BEST apple fritter you've seen in your life! I mean c'mon!
   -dave742

"Yeah. And after I trace this tag, I'll actually know where she lives,too. God bless those redlight cameras!"
   -Missy

"Very good Ponch, that's the last piece of that puzzle ... but where does it fit ..?"
   -Slim

Here is me and Jon at he beach. Man does he look good in a thong!
   -ponchsangel

"Heh heh..... Check out this picture of Bonnie from playboy."
   -Sarge1

So Ponch, can I put you down for 5 boxes of Girl Scout Cookies?
   -phix

Wow, I wish my mirror looked like yours, Ponch!
   -chazzer

No, I do NOT want another copy of the polyp picture from your colonoscopy. You scare me, man.
   -mathias

Yeah. Britney Spears is better than Christina Aguileria isn't she?
   -Celeste

My sister is the cute one.
   -Celeste

"That's your sister Ponch? Do you have her phone number?"
   -Celeste