"Pardon me, but would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?"
   -DannyCat

"Wow! It seems like lots of people mistake you for Bruce Jenner. I wonder why."
   -PatrickD

we must look really dumb riding on this trailer!
   -Moloch

Officer McLeish and Baker laugh as they view Ponch pouting and crying as he was refusing to be on air do to salary disputes with MGM
   -Sarge1

Coming this fall to NBC - "The Blond and the Bland"!
   -LadyWren

Yeah,we're smiling! If you thought this was bad,wait until next season!
   -larybear

"...hey there...how *you* doin'?"
   -CHiPs_chick

Does any one have a pair of blue blockers I could borrow? I lent my to this dude a month ago and I am never gonna get them back!
   -nw

"Look at all those women! I love the beach!"
   -Neil