"No I'm sorry this isn't a CHiPs convention..... I only answer to Quake topics.Do I look like Jon Baker to you?! That's what I thought!"
   -Sarge1

"...and finally, I'd like to thank Columbine High for hosting this year's Quake tournament. Let the battle begin!"
   -Durandal

Having never received an Emmy award, Larry Wilcox settles for the title of "Quake Master".
   -Ponch and Judy

Hi, my name is John. I've been an alcoholic for 17 years now . . .
   -Fezboy!

Hey, that sure is a neat Quake Skin. "Officer John Baker - Ladies Man" Now where can I find the "Ponch in Drag" skin?
   -Quakerooni

For my next trick, I will sing the theme song from CHiPS...Where is my Casio keyboard?
   -DDD

"...and with the help of ID Software and the CHP, we have started the "Jon Foundation" for destitute Bakers!"
   -Ben Moreno

Hello everybody, I'm Larry and for karoke night, I will start off by singing "New York, New York".
   -MelissaK

I said no, this is a convention for a game not a new fricking cereal!
   -nw

"No, the bike isn't mine. Sorry."
   -neil

. . . -O-S-C-O-P-Y. Sigmoidoscopy.
   -mathias

Is this the CHiPs karoke contest?
   -Celeste